Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
My life means nothing now that i saw this
i will never not reblog this
WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
This is the funniest fucking thing in the entire universe.
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART.
Oh my god.
am i attractive to gay guys :| WHAT IS THIS AMAZING MASTERPIECE?!?!?!
……:O why are her nipples so red? lol other than that one question YES
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
Okay, y’all have got to stop getting your information about the world from this guy:
Because what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Y’know what, I’m not even done! I tried to not. I really, truly tried to not. But it’s my nature. Here we go!
The Bermuda Triangle doesn’t have any more missing or downed ships/planes than any other well-traveled area, and we know what causes them: frequent and unpredictable storms, human error, the Gulf Stream, and methane vents. There’s no mystery there.
More importantly, no one found a “crystal pyramid” in 2012. They also didn’t find them in the 1980s or the 1950s—the other times this rumor has cropped up. Most of the Bermuda Triangle has a sea floor depth of 19,000 ft (about 6000 m). And, when I say “most,” I mean that literally the only places that aren’t too deep to accommodate this bullshit are concentrated around the islands themselves, and most of those areas have general depths much shallower. Don’t make me post bathymetric charts.
Not to mention that, if a miraculous crystal pyramid had been found, there would be actual non-Photoshopped photos of it, and they would be documented in a publication like National Geographic rather than prestigious academic publication endalldiseases.com. (Side note: seriously?!)
Now, let’s talk about actual pyramids. The first two in that graphic are El Castillo in Mexico and the Pyramid of Djoser in Egypt.The third is Koh Ker in FUCKING CAMBODIA—which is not even on the same landmass as Indonesia. And those bottom building structures are obviously supposed to look like part of the pyramids, but they’re not really there.
And pyramids aren’t really a mystery either. Early civilizations built them because the structure of a pyramid allows for both large-scale and stability. And it’s not hard to accept that most civilizations were able to figure that out without the help of aliens or some other super-advanced civilization, given that most 3-year-olds have no problem figuring out one of these motherfuckers: